All the celebrities in the world are in Cannes, so we have to be too
Angelina Jolie at the screening of the Terrence Malick film "The Tree of Life" at the Cannes Film Festival on MondayReuters
Boris Becker and his wife Sharlely Becker attend an event at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.Andreas Rentz/Getty Images
Robert De Niro and his wife Grace Hightower attend the "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" premiere at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday, she wearing a jumpsuit she borrowed from a retired dinner-theatre actress in South Florida.Michael Buckner/Getty Images
Actress Sarah Jessica Parker attends a premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in a dress that is resolutely chic but also hideously ugly. Hmmm....Andreas Rentz/Getty Images
Actress Zoe Saldana attends "The Tree of Life" party at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Francois Durand/Getty Images
Indian actress Mallika Sherawad attends a party for the film "The Tree of Life" at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.FRED DUFOUR/AFP / Getty Images
Swedish celebrity Victoria Silvstedt, attending a Cannes Film Festival event on Monday, gives off that wholesome, natural-blond vibe for which Sweden is so justly celebrated.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Victoria Silvstedt in 30 years, a.k.a. Ivana Trump at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Actress Tang Wei displays her fun side during a photo shoot at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.Andreas Rentz/Getty Images
French musician Caroline Chaspoul displays her fun side during a photo shoot at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.MARTIN BUREAU/AFP / Getty Images
Model Candice Boucher displays her inside at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Francois Durand/Getty Images
French actress Delphine Chaneac on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP / Getty Images
Jude Law works the cameras on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.CHRISTIAN HARTMANN/AFP / Getty Images
Tilda Swinton on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival on Thursday.George Pimentel/Getty Images
French actor Samy Naceri is beaucoup jambon on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.VALERY HACHE/AFP / Getty Images
Elizabeth Olsen, younger sister of famed twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, goes native on her visit to the south of France for the Cannes Film Festival.Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
John Taylor (left) and Simon Le Bon of the band Duran Duran perform at a party at the Cannes Film Festival on Friday.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Kanye West performs at a party at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday.Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images
Jane Fonda works the catwalk at a fundraising fashion show at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Naomi Campbell on the runway at a fundraising fashion show at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
American actress Faye Dunaway was awarded France's Legion of Honour medal at the Cannes Film Festival on Sunday.Lionel Cironneau/The Associated Press
Designer John Galliano unveils the latest look for men at the Cannes Film Festival on Monday. The look apparently includes a Na'vi haircut, a cowboy belt buckle, parachute pants and a jacket stolen from a Goth marching band.Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Someone needs to tell Johnny Depp that it's a problem when your outfit is more complicated and better accessorized than that of your leading lady. Seriously.FRANCOIS GUILLOT/AFP / Getty Images
French actor Clovis Cornillac (left) and his French partner Lilou Fogli are shown immediately after they were asked whether they would ever consider buying a French car.Reuters
Jodie Foster, director and star of "The Beaver," is seen here immediately after being asked if she'd ever make another movie with Mel Gibson.Reuters
Uma Thurman, seen here with Jude Law at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday, makes an unfortunate arm gesture in the direction of hundreds of French people, about half of whom were offended.VALERY HACHE/AFP / Getty Images
Johnny Depp made a similar gesture at the Cannes Film Festival on Saturday, causing some French people (but not all) to pronounce him "resistable."VALERY HACHE/AFP / Getty Images