Jeremy Hotz
The joke you wish you wrote: "You know that one that gets a big laugh at the end?"
Who's funny: "I'm pretty good. But also the Pope, especially the material he does in Latin."
Who's not funny: "I'm pretty good."
The one thing about which you never laugh about: "Me, naked."
The one thing you can always spin into a joke: "You said 'thing' right? Sarah Palin."
Best heckler putdown: "Or what? You're going to get ugly?"
Jeremy Hotz headlines the Just for Laughs Comedy Tour, which hits Toronto's Massey Hall Saturday night, continuing west across Canada.